Monday, September 14, 2009

Salty Dead Fish and Pizza

This time last year I was craving for salt like a mad man. Doctors had advised loads of glucose, but all I wanted was salt. It was rather odd, because I have a BIG sweet tooth. I used to actually dream about eating salty sea fish for my meals almost every day. As my skin turned yellower, the craving for the salty fish meal also grew exponentially! Watching 'Travel and Living' all day long gave some exceptional visuals to my imaginations. My substitute to salty sea fish was 'salty' tadka arhar dal!

My Salty fish fantasy finally came true at an awesome open air restaurant in Torino with cool breeze soothing my very tired body, when based on Muzayun's recommendations I decided to take a bite from the very salty 'Tuna Pizza'. Her very audible and orgasmic 'OOHs and AAHs' convinced me that it would be almost a sacrilege to leave Italy without eating this 'Tuna Pizza'. It was for the first time in the last decade and half that a salty and very very tasty dead fish had come so close to my mouth. My desperate taste buds were all up waiting for the salty fish to touch them and give them instant International Nirvana/ Moksha.

The silence that followed (not literally of course) their contact was almost like an unexpected anti-climax to an exceptional build-up of desires and expectations. The buds recoiled, my mouth closed and my hands reached out for the very tasty and fine red wine for a soothing BIG gulp. A certain Ms Muzayun Mukhtar was still making her orgasmic 'OOHs and AAHs' with every bite!

Suddenly my 'Travel & Living says all Salty Sea fish tastes yum' dream came crashing down. And it was heart breaking too but returning to my simple, authentic and very tasty 'Margarita' was rather easy. However, my disappointment continued - no matter how much I tried, my tasty 'Margarita' could just not inspire me to make even an occasional orgasmic 'OOH and AAH' that a certain Ms Muzayun Mukhtar was still making!

9 comments:

  1. hahah... good one...
    I can imagine the whole scene!!! ;)
    (bdw this reminds me I still don't know anything about your Italian adventures.. considering I am your housemate! hahah)

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  2. it often happens, if you had pizza for dinner, that you feel like drinking till the morning after! especially if you had the one with sardins one (my favourite, http://www.buttalapasta.it/img/pizza-napoletana.jpg) mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmh!

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  3. @bhavin: u r good with ur imagination :)

    @sara: yes drinking wine with pizza is great, would hopefully drink till morning next time when i get a chance!

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  4. Couldn't stop chuckling. Are you sure it was the Pizza??

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  5. @Purba: I am sure it was a Pizza, just that after one bite I decided that Margarita is the best Pizza ever, and fish should be avoided by vegetarians in Italy at all cost :)

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  6. I guess your taste buds were dead like the dead salty fishes otherwise salted tuna fish tastes fine.

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  7. I am sure it tastes just fine Nethra, just that I am a vegetarian and the taste was very unusual for me...of course, everyone else around me loved it!

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  8. Eat it couple of time then you will get used to it and it will taste better with every try. :) (If you really wanna eat it)

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  9. well, yes i do want to experiment, especially fish!

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