Sunday, August 1, 2010

Pressure Post - hairless Aparna, Arpit's hairy legs and Upma

I am under tremendous pressure to write an interesting and entertaining post. Plus I need to write a brain dead post to ward off the accusation of writing intellectual posts on my blog. I was accused today morning of writing a boring blog with no latest gupshup.

So let me just start off with how Aparna maintains herself so hairless and smooth. Its an age old and time-tested ancestral recipe, and I am about to reveal it here. Basically what you need to do is mix some special type of haldi (kastoori haldi, i think) with chandan (or some other two similar sounding ingredients) and use it on yourself. A few months of patience will pay off by removing all possible unwanted hair on your body; special care, however, has to be taken to not apply it on your eyebrows (rather obvious). But how exactly it is to be used remains a mystery. I only saw the mixture being prepared, but I suspect that you might have to add water/ oil/ wine before doing whatever you are supposed to with it.

I have a scoop on Arpit as well, but I shall not reveal it on a public platform. But here is quick update on his body hair. He has hairy legs (very hairy indeed) and smooth makkhan-like arms. His facial hair is unusual and makes him look a bit like a mongrel Chinese stuck in India. The hair on the head is shabby at best.

Aparna also makes awesome Upma (her first Upma attempt today with ma's recipe) while Arpit's tea is a perfect balance of Milk, Sugar and Assam Tea. I thoroughly enjoyed them both (the tea and the Upma).

As promised some images from my phone today. Absolutely unrelated to the post, but I had this irresistible urge to post them somewhere!

Office in the night



View from office



View from office



View from office



View from office



Office lift with Sachin's reflection



Headless Saibaba



Outside office



Outside office



Outside office



Sachin enjoying his chai



Vinishree, Kavya and Kavan

7 comments:

  1. um, ok. certain things are meant for the 4 walls of the house. i'm not sure if im going to invite you over for breakfast again! :S who knows what you will write next :P

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  2. i think gyaan which can used for the welfare of the mankind (in this case womankind) should not be kept a secret. share your design on an open platform. even poonam would agree with me on that :)

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  3. well this one was a bit boring compared to other posts and could be interesting once you put up some photos.... btw.. you can testify by having first hand experience... :D

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  5. Oh! venturing into sensitive areas :| You shouldn't have given it away in the title :P Don't know how many would be interested in these "hairy" details.
    My reaction to this post would be :|
    The views from the office are lovely esp with the rains.

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  6. @ashish: i agree to the boring part, most outside this gang won't relate to this post much!

    @sunil: haha...yes its a sensitive area, but aparna was fine with me writing this and arpit is a sport :) but i kept it relatively spice-less, else these two would have harpooned my post easily :D

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  7. I loved the hairless tips :). Somehow could connect to the pictures capturing the rains well.
    @ appu - when are we getting some more beauty tips from you? sid can do the reporting job.

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